All about cellulite and the person

[Apprehended]

Thought this might be a good opportunity here in the beginning of a new year to talk about Cellulite. Yes maam, you KNOW what I'm talking about, especially the deep dimpled kind. I thought this might be a good place for all you ladies to express your frustrations, anger along with some helpful remedies for that condition. You also might want to quote some snide remarks from your spouses, what your retort was and how you intend to handle it the NEXT time he or anyone makes a comment about it...

For some of you macho calf-roping wranglers out in forum land that might not know what it is, here is the definition:

cel⋅lu⋅lite   Spelled Pronunciation [sel-yuh-lahyt, -leet]

–noun (not in technical use) lumpy fat deposits, esp. in the thighs and buttocks.

Origin:
1970–75; < F: formation of fatty deposits under the skin, orig., cellulitis, equiv. to cellule cell (see cellule ) + -ite -itis, taken in E as -ite 1

Ladies, here is your opportunity to let your hurts, angers, intentions, stories of past fights with spouses and your deepest feelings be known. Be assured ladies, I am here for you girls. I'm on your side.

Incidently, why do I feel like I might be the object of a great deal of wrath...it is an creepy feeling that I cannot account for.

[AmericanAngel]

[rgcraig]

Maybe it's genetic, but I don't have any.............

[Pressing-On]

Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know.

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know.

Those are called "Love Handles!"

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Ron

Those are called "Love Handles!"

I have no comment.

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know.

What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Apprehended

What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?

I'm sure we would love him anyway regardless of the definition? Don't ya think?

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Apprehended

What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?

She could call it what it really is ......... receeding hairline!

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

She could call it what it really is ......... receeding hairline!

Oh! Yes, I've seen that before.

I'm not old enough for that yet. I'm only 68.