Were you the church brat?hehe

jediwill83 · #1 05-12-2008, 07:29 PM

Hey ya'll.Just wanted to know if any of you had any funny church brat stories.I was 3 and had ADHD which doesnt mix well in church as a kid,anyways I was acting up in the middle of preaching and my mom gets up to take me out.Weeelll lets just say that she made the bad decision to take me down the middle aisle gets me halfway and in the middle of the aisle I stop struggling and go limp.Years later my grandmother would tell me that she heard my mom whispering loudly''Dont you do this to me!Dont you DARE do

jediwill83 · #2 05-12-2008, 07:38 PM

this to me!''My mom has mild cerebral palsy and that combined with trying to drag dead weight the battle was over before it started...until my grandmother got involved...hehe she looks back to see what was going on and sees me lying on the floor with my mom still trying to move me...my grandmother leaves her pew at a sprint...and doesnt even break stride as she snatches me off the floor heading out the door...while crying and flailing I did what should be instinctive for any of us raised in church...

jediwill83 · #3 05-12-2008, 07:41 PM

I screamed out right when we hit the door...in the middle of the preaching''PRAY CHURCH PRAY!'' just goes to show even 3 year olds understand the power of a good intercessor.

dizzyde · #4 05-12-2008, 07:48 PM

My cousin when she was about 3, stood up in her pew and hollered at her dad, who was preaching, "Daddy, be kiyet (quiet)."

jediwill83 · #5 05-12-2008, 08:14 PM

thats TOO funny sis.My pastor in La. had 3 kids their youngest was a little boy who was worse than me...the funny thing was they always picked on me about me being bad when i was little...until they had little keith...hehe...used to tell them...u dont think i was so bad now do u?

dizzyde · #6 05-12-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jediwill83

thats TOO funny sis.My pastor in La. had 3 kids their youngest was a little boy who was worse than me...the funny thing was they always picked on me about me being bad when i was little...until they had little keith...hehe...used to tell them...u dont think i was so bad now do u?

Typical! My younger sister and her husband thought my niece (my brothers daughter) was out of control, and unfortunately were very vocal about it.

Then they had their son... They have had to eat their words with shovels!! LOL!!

jediwill83 · #7 05-12-2008, 08:47 PM

its times like that when i KNOW God has a twisted sense of humor.lol. probably why my wife and i havent had kids yet...tribulation will be bad enough.

AmazingGrace · #8 05-12-2008, 08:48 PM

Ok I have one about our former pastors son.. its too cute... It was our first service there as staff... we had just moved there 2 days before this and this lil man (we call him Mini pastor LOL) had come to know us very well over our few visiting trips there.. well we had a very wild service that morning and everyone was down at the altars praying. Well his little 4 yr old self walked down and started praying for people... well normally he would always walk behind his daddy but was never laying hands on the people actually... well this morning he did and his daddy stopped him because he didnt want Mini pastor hindering the service...

Well I am sitting in the back.. had just got done praying with a visitor and all the sudden I hear this roaring scream and all the sudden this feisty lil redheaded fireball known as Mini pastor is in my lap bawling his eyes out!!! I asked him what was wrong!!! I mean screaaaaaaaaaaming!!! He said... Daddy wont let me be lil preacher man tonight and I gotta give somebody the holy ghost now!!!! ROFL!!!!!

I got him occupied until service ended... for anyone who has links to my myspace... you have probably seen plenty of pics of that same MIni pastor praying with little kids.. he ended up being one of our biggest prayer warriors but that was so funny!!!

Cindy · #9 05-12-2008, 08:53 PM

No matter who tells you so, I was not a church brat!!!!!!!!!!!!

jediwill83 · #10 05-12-2008, 09:38 PM

suuure you werent its allll just a big conspiracy.'wink wink' about the mini pastor i just got this image of 'I will call him...mini pastor' hehe...ahem...'looks around sheepishly...' 'mumbles' not that i saw it or anything...heard it on the radio...yeah thats it...the radio. :-)