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03-08-2008, 09:23 PM
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The World According To Dogs!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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03-08-2008, 09:40 PM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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03-08-2008, 10:01 PM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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03-08-2008, 10:05 PM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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Mental pic of PO sneaking in the window with a puppy..........
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I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep!
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!
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03-08-2008, 10:07 PM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep!
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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03-12-2008, 07:44 AM
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Hello AFF!
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I came straight up through the back door, girlfriend!!!! He worked today and was already asleep. I took my time coming home because I wanted him to be asleep!
This time I mean business. He hasn't let me have a dog in years and since he bought a boat and I decided against the handgun - we have a dog and he's going to be happy whether he likes it or not!!!!!!! So there! He can put that in his pipe and smoke it!!!
And get this - I have the puppy IN THE HOUSE!!!! Woohooo!
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What man can resist a lab puppy?
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03-08-2008, 11:19 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs
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- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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03-09-2008, 06:34 AM
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Re: The World According To Dogs!
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Is it a yellow Lab or is it a Golden Retriever? GRs are not labs
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LOL! You are right. It's a Yellow Lab, not a mix. Thanks!
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03-09-2008, 09:13 AM
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