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05-29-2007, 08:36 PM
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Emma's Holy Answers
I know I haven't been on a lot...too much gardening to do and helping my neighbors learn to be holy. However, I have decided to take time out of my busy, busy schedule to lead you people into the ways of holiness. That is why I have started this thread, which I am sure will last for a long time. I know you will greatly appreciate my taking my time to do this. (I am sure I will get so many questions, I may have to interview for some help to answer them, if there is anyone here holy enough to actually help me out, which I doubt, so I will probably have to do it all myself). At any rate, I will take it step by martyred step, painfully and woefully taking gobs of my precious time (or 15 minutes whichever comes first) to help you poor misled people out. Who will be first?
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05-29-2007, 08:38 PM
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Dear Emma, is the Internet bad? What about Forums like this one?
I thought that Amish weren't allowed stuff such as this?
Oh, and where do you get the Electricity to run the Computers?
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Bewildered in B.C. 
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05-29-2007, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron
Dear Emma, is the Internet bad? What about Forums like this one?
I thought that Amish weren't allowed stuff such as this?
Oh, and where do you get the Electricity to run the Computers?
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Hello Ron,
The internet is very evil. Forums are okay as long as you only get them in email format. I use my neighbors computer and electricity, so it doesn't count. Are you finding fault with me? It's that old hobgoblin of consistency that you are trying to pigeonhole me with. Well, it won't work for somebody who thinks half naked women on internet is okay but half naked women on TV is wrong!
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05-31-2007, 11:51 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager
Hello Ron,
The internet is very evil. Forums are okay as long as you only get them in email format. I use my neighbors computer and electricity, so it doesn't count. Are you finding fault with me? It's that old hobgoblin of consistency that you are trying to pigeonhole me with. Well, it won't work for somebody who thinks half naked women on internet is okay but half naked women on TV is wrong!
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope. 
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05-31-2007, 11:53 AM
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope. |
Don't worry about her, D4T... she and "her kind" have been sliding down this slope for years and seem no worse for the wear! Their holiness is contrived anyway... I have spoken to some who have walked away and OH the STORIES they told!
Unregistered walks away shaking their head slowly and sadly!
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06-01-2007, 09:05 AM
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Don't worry about her, D4T... she and "her kind" have been sliding down this slope for years and seem no worse for the wear! Their holiness is contrived anyway... I have spoken to some who have walked away and OH the STORIES they told!
Unregistered walks away shaking their head slowly and sadly!
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Yeah. Years ago, you Apostolic people didn't listen to the radio either. 
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05-31-2007, 12:53 PM
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope. |
she's going charismatic..
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06-01-2007, 09:06 AM
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she's going charismatic..
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If I was going to be going anything it would be "going fancy" or "going English" which I am neither, thank you very much!
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06-01-2007, 09:04 AM
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Take the mote out of your own eye, friend. When you start driving a horse and buggy, come and see me. 
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05-29-2007, 08:43 PM
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Emma, I hope yer generator is in good shape. you will need alot of power to run this thread. Better send Amos to town with the team for to get some gas.
PS You are welcome in my barn any time.
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I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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