Atlanta Air

[RandyWayne]

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R."



Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."



Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."



Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."



Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"


Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911."


Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE?"


Atlanta ATC: "Well, bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful, and tell Allah "hey" for us, ya hear?"

Gotta love it!

[RandyWayne]

I have been laughing all night after getting this forwarded to me in an email. LOL