A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans. Not really
knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their
hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked
Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not
an Obama fan.' The teacher said, 'Why aren't
you an Obama fan?'Johnny said,'Because I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
Johnny answered,'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your
Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans. Not really
knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their
hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked
Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not
an Obama fan.' The teacher said, 'Why aren't
you an Obama fan?'Johnny said,'Because I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
Johnny answered,'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative. '
The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your
Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Love it!
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Nasty Nancy Pelosi (I appologize for cussing) went to see the pope.
They walked out on the balconey together and Nancy said to the pope
I can give speaches that just make people go crazy.
The pope replied, I can make people go insane with joy with just the wave of my hand.
Nancy said "Prove it"
The pope reaches up and slaps Nancy across the face....
Fantasizing about drowning her, now joking about violence against women. Do you think it's funny to joke about slapping a lady across the face? Hmmmm..........
You must really struggle with I Timothy 2:2, don't you?
Fantasizing about drowning her, now joking about violence against women. Do you think it's funny to joke about slapping a lady across the face? Hmmmm..........
You must really struggle with I Timothy 2:2, don't you?
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Re: Ferd....A little humor for you.
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Originally Posted by notofworks
Fantasizing about drowning her, now joking about violence against women. Do you think it's funny to joke about slapping a lady across the face? Hmmmm..........
You must really struggle with I Timothy 2:2, don't you?
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