If it weren't so expensive, I'd be tempted to get me a doctorate. Need to submit a paper, but that shouldn't be too hard. There's a bogus paper generator here (it's for computer science, not theology, but they probably wouldn't notice, anyway):
http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/
Just plug in your name, click, and instant scholarly paper! They'll even put it in a pdf for you. I tried it using Dr. John Johnson and Dr. Lee Stoneking just for fun. And oh yes, it was fun!
Here's an excerpt:
Quote:
An Exploration of Access Points
Dr. John Johnson and Dr. Lee Stoneking
Abstract
Many system administrators would agree that, had it not been for encrypted epistemologies, the deployment of B-trees might never have occurred. After years of technical research into Boolean logic, we confirm the refinement of Byzantine fault tolerance, which embodies the unfortunate principles of algorithms. In our research we prove that IPv6 and write-ahead logging are mostly incompatible [37].
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