Re: PO's Best Christmas Present EVER!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I really loved this!
What Do You Give A Grandmother?
1. A handmade picture by the artist (signed, of course)
2. A personally designed card with Grandma's name featured prominently (spelled or misspelled - who cares?)
3. The latest photograph of Darling Grandchild
4. A frame to hold the latter.
5. A leaf, flower, acorn, or dandelion picked by Darling Grandchild.
6. Cookies, cupcakes, or Anything Else made by D.G.
7. A poem or story signed by the author
8. An invitation to lunch (if D.G. lives nearby)
9. A telephone call - whether or not it's a gift occasion - because what Darling Grandchild has to learn is that there isn't a grandmother - with or without credit cards - who doesn't value a grandchild's two words over his two cents.
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