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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them
in the boat.
When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly,
"Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you
help me?"
"Of course, my son," Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back he felt relief for the first
time in years.
The second guy, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving , asked if
Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and
tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see
everything distinctly.
When Jesus turned to the third man, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don’t touch me!"
he cried, "I’m on a disability pension."
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