I couldn't help but make this into a chain e-mail (below):
We're all saved, in yet another stroke of genius, president Obama has decided to start his own bank-since he is causing the rest of the banks to fail.
He is offering an initial stimulus for anyone interested, up to $1,000,000. Why is it so easy to get the money, let the president speak for himself:
"We're just printing money out of thin air anyway."
click here for your money!
http://www.bankofobama.org/
Hurry, because this offer is for a limited time only, as Obama also said:
"The offer is good only until the current 787 billion dollar stimulus is gone, however, if you miss out, we will be passing another 410 billion stimulus, and then another 865 billion trillion gazillion dollar stimulus, then after that the offer will expire, because we [in the Democratic party] are into fiscal responsibility and controlled spending ."
Please be reminded that this offer is WWAC-With or Without Approved Credit (reference-the housing industry, also see Freddie Mac, and Fannie Mae)
*president obama did not endorse this email, and some quotes may be fictitious-even if they are based on fact. if you voted for obama, your fellow Americans would like to thank you for voting for someone with no experience, a terrible record, a fake birth certificate, and absolutely no idea what he is doing. Again, thank you.