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Old 07-25-2008, 02:38 AM
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Re: UC, MOD, or LIB...
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Ultra Conservative: Adam walks to the pulpit, ready to preach his well prepared message from Genesis 2:17 to the congregation (Eve). "And the word of the Lord says, But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. You shall not only not eat of it, but if ye even touch it, ye shall surely die! Don't even go near it, don't even touch it. Don't even look at it! I'll say it! You know that liberal lilly livered pastor across town won't say it, but I will...if you even LOOK at it you are going to HELL in a hand basket! in fact if you get within 20 feet of it you are sinning! And if you eat a fruit that is the same color you're daddy is the devil"
I needed to amend the UCs to make it more realistic
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