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Originally Posted by Maple Leaf
I noticed this on the AD Calendar:
Are there any AD pastors here who are worried that their church will apply for an "upgrade?"
I can see it now: "Dear Bro. Brewer, Our church would like to upgrade to the latest version of pastor. Our present pastor lacks functionality, is difficult to interface with the board hardware, is slow on the start up, and takes forever to complete preaching tasks. We would also like the latest version of preacher's wife; our present version is so outdated that it still has the poof logo, and runs on the 'Sing Unto the Lord' operating system." |
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Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
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