This is a true story. On Sunday late afternoon, Pastor Hardwick got married at a special wedding ceremony at the church. The church was packed!
Anyway....I ran into a couple that I had not seen in over five years. I said "Hi!", and at first they didn't recognize Mrs. Pianoman and myself!
I asked where they attend church these days!
They said that they've NEVER LEFT!!!!!!!!! They attend the same servives as we do, but they sit on the opposite side of the auditorium!