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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
We used to have a lady come to church every once in a while. She didn't make a peep during service but every time after she left any toilet paper we had in stock in the ladies bathroom disappeared. Poor dear, I guess she needed it more than we did.
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close to a situation at our church, except our sister liked to shove it all in the toliet and sink, then blame it on one of the bus kids or even sometimes on the assistant pastor's son...... kinda got overlooked because she was "touched" or what ever the PC term is..... she was also the type that if her mom testified, she would have to testify immediately afterwards...... some of her testimonies were hoots though lol one i remember was how she supposedly was helping the pastor on out reach 10 years ago (had only been coming to our church for about a year, each time she would testify about this the number of years would change also, 10 yrs to 5yrs to 20yrs ago lol) and then got home and ended up having some sort of accident and cutting her finger (some times it was cut all the way off, others half off and then just a deep cut) and it ending up becoming life threatening and when the doctors took care of it (other times they couldnt take care of it and it was a miracle healing) they had to be rebuked for trying to take credit for the Work of God.....
-Trey
