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Originally Posted by Maple Leaf
He changed his tune between the morning and night services. In the afternoon he borrowed a bar from John Denver's song, "leavin on a jet plane." However, on the bright side, it did give Mort from Tunaville time to get down and preach a full length sermon.
I don't know how he preached as well as he did under the circumstances. I'd have never been able to keep my train of thought with Monkeyman doing the bucking bronco back and forth across the front, and Destiny doing the holy helicopter up and down the middle aisle. 
Note for Mrs. Monkeyman: When I was living at home, my mother used to make me wear a paper bag over my head when we went out in public. You might want to think about that the next time you decide to take Monkeyman to church with you. |
I did see your mother and grandmother there and your "twin"....at least that's what I thought he was when you were younger.
I didn't catch the bucking bronco or holy helicopter from Monkey or Destiny...but I sure did see some sights and Holy Ghost fits.
I concurr with Monkey & Rachel about Sunday (and even the whole weekend)....wow....God is Good!