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Originally Posted by ALVIN
NEWSFLASH!!!!!
Tickets for the division race game between the Yankees and Tampa Bay have sold out. Reports are coming in of a major spike in sales to large men wearing ball caps perched on top of big hair, and to elegantly dressed ladies with lace edged ball caps bobby pinned to hair buns.
In other news. The United Pentecostal Church International has announced the relocation of their annual music fest from the Tampa Conference Center to a VIP room overlooking the Tropicana Field, home of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
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BTW, that would be me standing outside the gate in my BC Lions T-shirt and Cap selling tickets at an inflated price. When you're unemployed you've got to do something to pay for your conference expenses.