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Originally Posted by NLYP
I humbly request to be a member of the board!!!!!!!:sshhh
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Oh Lord - Here they come - Everybody wanting to join our organization. Well - Send that Vow of $1000 and a picture of you in shorts and we will send you a free autographed picture of me and some envelopes to sow your seed into this worthy ministry of greasy grace and charismatic confusion.
All offerings are non-refundable and we cannot be held accountable for anything at anytime or how we spend it or what we do with it. It is our business and NO ONE ELSE'S!
Second order of Business - We shall be ONE Organization in TWO Locations - Phoenix & Atlanta. Everybody else is a PEON and subject to be beaten up in airport parking lots at 5 AM in the morning if you dispute our word.