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Old 07-20-2020, 06:58 PM
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Re: Help! What have I become?

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Originally Posted by jediwill83 View Post
Now I don't know about all that Brother Esaias...can't be puttin down our traditions and elders like that by bad mouthin their words!...why Bro So and Sos dad built this church and even built the fellowship hall! We got a little brass name plate on the door and everything!



You start sayin all that and itll upset the whole applecart! Why theres gonna be anarchy in the pews and somebody might set them tissue boxes under the pews on fire with hairspray sparked by two bobby pins sparked together!


Cant we just keep things the way they are!


We just put in new carpet!
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