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Old 07-20-2017, 02:51 PM
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Re: PEAK Conference

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Originally Posted by MawMaw View Post
You better behave young man!

I agree with Amanah!

Our face is for all to see....(cept for those folks who wear those burkas?)

And no, we ain't trying to see your hairy armpits, but if your wavin your arms high in the air....there they are. Same with cleavage jumpin out all over the place with the low plungy necklines. And knobby knees and flabby thighs! eww! Cover up and be modest please!!

Dearest MawMaw,

I hope you're doing well.

I wear elbow length shirts and nobody has ever been able to see my armpits when I raise my hands in praise.

I do have two explanations why you can't see my armpits when I raise my hands:
  1. My sleeves aren't baggy enough to roll down when my hands are lifted in praise.
  2. Amanah isn't there pulling on my sleeves trying to inspect my armpits.

Here are some reasons why you may able to see armpits when hands are lifted in worship:
  1. Sleeves are too baggy.
  2. To busy being a busybody, looking at people's armpits instead of worshiping.
  3. You're Amanah.

I understand the neckline on a women. I've felt uncomfortable standing over a women when she's bending over. I mean, for crying out loud, wear a well fitted shirt. In all seriousness, if someone's armpits are accidentally exposed during worship and it offends you, obviously your intentions in being there aren't sincere.


Your Holiness,
Brainwashed

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