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Originally Posted by pastor RICK
so you really think god will have a literal book sit there on aliteral throne and judgement takes years and years to read it out to each one .. lol. .
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Ya but with all eternity ahead of you to spend in heaven... the reading of the book may turn out to be the most interesting thing to happen for the subsequent million centuries.
So, after about a million centuries of praising God, the apostle John exclaims, "Hey, let's read that Book again, except everyone take turns this time!"
John shouts out, "FIRST" and begins to run as fast as he can toward the Book. But Peter overtakes him this time, and sneers,
"Paybacks are heaven, eh, John?"