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Old 02-02-2013, 10:01 AM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<

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Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager View Post
First thing you need to do is determine if, in fact, she is wearing powder or if that is some leftover flour from baking. If you do determine that it is face powder like the Jezebel kind, then there is only one thing do to. If she is wearing powder, the cat has a demon and it's her fault. Cast the demon out of the cat and your wife will stop wearing the face powder. Otherwise, the cat may just be constipated. In that case, castor oil is a good fix. Godspeed to you, brother. And if there is anything cheap to be found, I will find it.
I think she has been reading one them watered down new fangled bibles like the NIV on CD. What is a CD??? She needs the KJV to set her feet back on solid ground...... wait I gotta go the cats head is spinning around.
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