Re: Pastor Hires New Worship Leader.
It's a spoof.
"Lark News is an online comedy website satirizing contemporary American Christian culture, specifically evangelicalism.[1] It is written by author and freelance journalist Joel Kilpatrick." -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_News
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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