Terrorist cells in the churches
 

Received in an e-mail today.

TERRORIST CELLS IN THE CHURCHES

Latest "news" reports are that six terrorist
cell groups have been operating in many of our churches.


They have been identified as: Bin Missin, Bin Sleepin, Bin
Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Late, and Bin Complainin. Their
leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy
the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church
disguised as Christians and to work within the church to
discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have also been reports of a sixth group. A
tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only
effective counter terrorism force in the church. This group
appears to be very weak. Unlike other terrorist cells, the
Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever
comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage
the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell
group has different characteristics than the others. They
have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for
their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

Which cell group do you belong to?

Re: Terrorist cells in the churches
 

Sister, love it! :thumbsup

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I love this!!

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Thank you, Bro. TJJJ and Sis. Tamor,

New smells and then there's cells! LOL!!

Falla39

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Haing read all of your posts so far tonight, H2H, seems like you have just ...


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