Originally Posted by tbpew (Post 32774)

what kinda bums me out and is putting a major crimp on my Mensa nomination is my old age.

Since it is an intelligence "quotient" that miserable denominator/divisor comes into play --age!

Pertaining to the content represented on most IQ questions, I pretty much knew the majority of the stuff back in college that I still know in the old folk's home (this despite my daily diet of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune). That silly quotient keeps shrinking in reaction to my bottom (denominator) getting bigger.

If we have folks here that are over 40 and still putting up quotients of 130+, please send your intelligent thoughts to V.P. Cheney on how to put an end to sectarian violence in Iraq...and how to bring about whirled peas.

At one time there was an internet site that had these tests available. Why don't we all go there and get our current number and then come back, compare ourselves one to another and then definitively settle who is the most intelligent fool among us is!:ranting

Originally Posted by hammondb3klingon1 (Post 32780)

I knew a man not too many years ago whether in his berkenstocks or out I cannot tell but when speaking to him he spoke to me things I could not ever imagine. His IQ was higher than he was at the time.

Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 32782)

Whirled peas? Quest-ce que c’est? :)

Originally Posted by tbpew (Post 32850)

{a reference to a bumper-sticker that was a lampoon of the great thinker's pose "visualize world peace"} --visualize whirled peas,

while I was on a rant about what our uniquely, gifted AFF thinkers could consider doing with their exceptional mental faculties pertaining to horrible conflict, I through in "whirled peas" as well.

Explaining it like this certainly does bring into question any humorous content that may have been present. Maybe I am just getting stupider and stupider since my bottom number is getting more big.:bliss

Originally Posted by ManOfWord (Post 32848)

The comfort I receive from IQ tests is that my IQ is definitely above room temperature! Thank you, Jesus! :D

Originally Posted by tbpew (Post 32857)

But, this begs the question....
do you live in a drafty house in Saskatchewan province?

Originally Posted by ManOfWord (Post 32864)

Aha!! It worked! I knew that only the AFF member with the highest IQ would ask that question!

Congrats..............you win!!!

Originally Posted by tbpew (Post 32868)

auntie em, auntie em,
my bottom.....my bottom is getting smaller!

Originally Posted by tbpew (Post 32868)

auntie em, auntie em,
my bottom.....my bottom is getting smaller!