Originally Posted by ogatt (Post 379921)

carp recipe

get a maple board, take the carp and soak it in soy sauce, brown sugar, and a touch of garlic and some black pepper for 2 hours.

tack the carp out on the board on the back porch for a while and then turn it over. after about 2 more hours go out and get the carp, throw it away and eat the board

Originally Posted by Pastor G (Post 379898)

72 members with an average age of 70 yrs old you are probably not going to able to keep from having some "leakers."

Originally Posted by ogatt (Post 379909)

we got by. we live near a river and caught us some carp.
You don need a lot of money to get by.

wife wanted to go to niagra falls for our anniversry but we didnt have the money so we took a slow drive thru a car wash.

Originally Posted by Rev (Post 379918)

You know high as gas is and with you loosing saints I think I would get something smaller. Like maybe a tricycle!

Originally Posted by ogatt (Post 379941)

well i know one thing i about got tv preached out of our church. I stood up last nite and told those morons that if they didnt put 20.00 apiece in the offering i was going to make them openly confess
to watching tv at shoneys after church.

i had a 60.00 dollar offering and 3 I.O.U.'s that said
' i will pay up next sunday."

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 380022)

You guys just had wayyyyyy too much fun last night!!!

Someone did say they were calling in ministers to cover the Sunday morning services to stay and process the apps. Who said that?

Originally Posted by Pastor G (Post 380024)

Your friend Ste, Dea, Dou oh I give up...

Originally Posted by R.D. Foster (Post 380003)

Bro. Haney said only 27 left the UPCI and 128 were added so the several hundred that joined WPF were probably independents.