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Dicey question, I know. Celibate people have a reputation of being grumpy. Is that a false stereotype? When does morning start, btw? When you wake up? I mean, if Saturday night gets lengthy, am I then guilty of it being morning? Are you still convinced what you are saying is biblical? |
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Think I'll stick to the old sayin, "once a day and twice on Sunday"
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Hey, re the bolded, maybe DM is on to something! :neener |
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You guys are just being goofy now!
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And, they aren't even together. |
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thats not disturbing at all :ursofunny |
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1 Now, concerning the things in your iggeret, let's take up the next inyan (topic): “it is beneficial for a man not to touch an isha” [i.e., postpone the chasunoh (wedding)].2 But, because of the acts of zenut, let each Ben Adam have his own Isha, and let each Isha have her own Ba'al (Husband). 3 Let the ba'al render the conjugal choiv (debt) to his isha, and llikewise also the isha to her ba'al (husband). 4 It is not the isha who has samchut (authority) over her own body, but the ba'al (husband); likewise, also it is not the ba'al (husband) who has samchut over his own body, but the isha. 5 Do not deprive each other, unless by agreement for a set time, that you may renew zerizut (diligence) to tefillah (prayer) and again you may be together, lest Hasatan lead you into nissayon (temptation) because of your lack of shlitah atzmi (self-control). Here is how it reads in Murdock's translation of the Syriac Bible 01 And concerning the things of which ye wrote to me, it is praiseworthy for a man not to approach a woman. 02 But, on account of whoredom, let each have his own wife and let a woman have her own husband. 03 And let the man render to his wife the kindness which is due; and so also the woman to her husband. 04 The woman is not the sovereign over her body, but her husband: so also the man is not the sovereign over his body, but the wife. 05 Therefore, deprive not one another, except when ye both consent, at the time ye devote yourselves to fasting and prayer; and return again to the same disposition, that Satan tempt you not because of the concupiscence of your body |
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It's not impossible and it gets easier with time. The obvious answer is masturbation in case you didn't know. Welcome to human kind. |
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or put the tv on pause for a while and maybe you can score while the tv is paused |
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I dunno the answers. I've been single for 6 years. I've done some things during that time that I wouldn't do again. Right now I'm telling God it would be nice if He would make another man from scratch cuz I doubt there's one that already exists who would take on my family...but, I would really like to try this marriage thing again....soon. And trust me, it's not the home repairs I'd like help with.... |
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but masturbation is considered sinful by some preachers (probably by some that say you should not have any type sex on church days) |
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Perhaps DM is saying that there are certain things that may not be appropriate do do IN church. Yes, that has to be it.
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Dumbest thread of all time. Thanks DM.
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and I don't think anyone has received an infraction |
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After all , he IS more apostolic than you. |
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Then why is this even a problem for you??????? It's most definitely NOT your business if other people have sex on Sundays. If you're single, and you have no vested interest in this discussion, then why start the thread? It's certainly not ever your place to determine whether the rest of the married couples in the church are allowed to have sex before they attend church. |
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No church tonight, so no need for infractions. |
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How do you keep masturbation "pure." How does it not become sexual fantasy about others, pornography, etc? (Is this grown-up talk allowed?) |
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I understand... and I'd expect a single mother and a single bachelor to have different experiences. |
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:coffee2 I love the fact that the NT church was open minded enough to realize there were some women who enjoyed sex (enough to demand it or "need" it from their husbands)! :D Paul took time out to tell husbands they had to give their wives what they wanted, conjugally speaking. Awesome. |
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I've never laughed so far than on this thread. Thanks guys! (RandyWayne inlcluded) |
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