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Socialite 11-11-2010 10:05 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 986237)
And shouldn't we live in the spirit, walk in the spirit daily? What's so special about Sunday? This brings up one of my pet peeves - - - people that say things like, "boy, God really showed out today" or "God showed up" - - WHAT? God is in you, you bring him to the corporate worship - - he's already there - he's just waiting for you to shut up long enough for him to have a word in. :bliss
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RandyWayne 11-11-2010 10:15 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
I think I may have started this subject and even have a thread in the deep water section where I scanned in the hand outs that the pastor gave us before the lesson (it was a class for married couples held before the official church service). This is the class we sat through where we looked at each other at the end, walked out when it was done, and never returned.
Yes, there was to be NO sex on Sunday, or Saturday night OR Wed night. Also there was to be NO sex during that "time of the month" as well as the whole following "cleansing" week. That is a min of two weeks a month NOT counting Sundays and Wed nights. He also advocated the "sex for procreation ONLY" view and that we should be growing our church via way of breeding rather than winning souls.

Found it. Couldn't remember what I named the original thread......
http://apostolicfriendsforum.com/sho...ght=randywayne

Socialite 11-11-2010 10:28 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 986324)
I think I may have started this subject and even have a thread in the deep water section where I scanned in the hand outs that the pastor gave us before the lesson (it was a class for married couples held before the official church service). This is the class we sat through where we looked at each other at the end, walked out when it was done, and never returned.
Yes, there was to be NO sex on Sunday, or Saturday night OR Wed night. Also there was to be NO sex during that "time of the month" as well as the whole following "cleansing" week. That is a min of two weeks a month NOT counting Sundays and Wed nights. He also advocated the "sex for procreation ONLY" view and that we should be growing our church via way of breeding rather than winning souls.

Found it. Couldn't remember what I named the original thread......
http://apostolicfriendsforum.com/sho...ght=randywayne
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:ursofunny

MissBrattified 11-11-2010 10:46 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 986235)
Really?

And what does "a couple in the spirit" look like? What happens when the wife is having trouble with her hair and is running late and the husband is yelling at her to hurry up? Does that mean that if the kids are lolly gagging around and fussing you don't yell at them to hurry up so you aren't late? Does that mean you get in the car and the teen that borrowed it the night before didn't put gas in it so you have to stop on the way to church to get gas and while there someone cuts you off so they get to the pump before you and you stay cool?

Please.

More people fuss and argue before they get to church and that surely isn't "in the spirit", so I'm thinking maybe they need to have sex to start the day off lovingly and close - - you know, a spiritual experience before they go thank God for all they have.
Good grief, yes! :rolleyes2 We almost always have to be early on Sunday mornings, and the rushed schedule has caused many miserable Sundays. Then you have to get to church and leave it all outside the door, which is often much easier said than done. :razz My parents had the same problem. I remember quite a few Sunday AM arguments.

MissBrattified 11-11-2010 10:47 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by Socialite (Post 986317)
Worshipped while making love?????? :toofunny
Ehhhhhh...I can't say that I've EVER had that experience. :blink :toofunny

RandyWayne 11-11-2010 10:48 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 986331)
Good grief, yes! :rolleyes2 We almost always have to be early on Sunday mornings, and the rushed schedule has caused many miserable Sundays. Then you have to get to church and leave it all outside the door, which is often much easier said than done. :razz My parents had the same problem. I remember quite a few Sunday AM arguments.
I have nearly zero good memories of Sunday morning church services exactly because of all the things mentioned (and more). This is also why I do not go since I am finally an adult capable of deciding on my own and not being quite literally forced to.

BeenThinkin 11-11-2010 10:51 AM
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What's wrong with proclaiming "Oh, God!" before attending church on Sunday morning? :girlytantrum

I didn't say that!!!!! :ursofunny

BT

Cindy 11-11-2010 10:53 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
Is this serious?

BeenThinkin 11-11-2010 10:56 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 986335)
Is this serious?

I hope not! I didn't take it very serious, as you can see!

BT

rgcraig 11-11-2010 10:59 AM
Re: Sex On Church Day
 
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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 986334)
What's wrong with proclaiming "Oh, God!" before attending church on Sunday morning? :girlytantrum

I didn't say that!!!!! :ursofunny

BT
You, are bad, but funny!


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