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What, no peeing fountains? Man..I'm disappointed!

And I guess we're not studying ancient Peruvian pottery..?

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LOL

I am just saying don't worry about it. Perhaps she can wear culottes. the ones I have seen did not have that type of harness.

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hence the need for RW's classes and expertise... its a required first year course... :blah

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Great! I've been wanting to crash RandyWayne's place. He has some pretty cool toys.

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So Prof. Hoovie, If your wife and daughters were riding the zip line, what would you recommend that they wear?

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Culottes - like they wear in other sports.

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But Prof. aren't those bifurcated garments?

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Timmy is the president

Scott will be teaching the visual Arts class

Sister Alvear will be the head of the Missions department, while Sherri will be her assistant

DAII will be teaching the theology department along with Mfblume and Noeticknight

Sam is the head of the history department

Tina will be in the principal's office

NoW will be the Director of Advancement (fundraising and gifts)


any more additions?

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I think I'd like to teach an art class or two as well. Here.... these will serve as my resume....
Wait! How do I go to Photobucket without losing AFF? Geesh!! RandyWayne, where are you? I need your class NOW!
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...3/PC041604.jpghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...3/PC041593.jpg

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Need an adjunct math professor, up through Calculus 1? I can teach Calc II by second semester... just let me stay one semester ahead of everyone in the class...

Or English writing...

We need a theater person (NOT me!)

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Stew-
You are head of athletics! How is that for a promotion!!

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Ok, Mary! You have got Math, although how some of these people get thousands of years from 7 days I do not know!!! They need you bad!

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I think that comes in Calc 4 someplace... :heeheehee

Some of my college math equations took several hours to solve but seemed like they took eons. Close enough, Prov?

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Honestly, I don't care.

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bifurcated? I suppose I'll have to go to dictionary.com now, but frankly, that word makes them sound like something I wouldn't want on MY body. Ewwww

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Hey wait I thought you were the prof. of ethics?

You don't care?

C'mon give us some great philosophical answer.

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These were "homemade". If yer gonna slam against a tree it matters little what "harness" you wear!

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Pressing-On and Renda could team-teach the class on interior design.

Cindy would be our professor in animal husbandry.

Shari and Sis Alvear would work together teaching World Geography, World Government, Missions and anything else related to world travel.

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Bifurcated does kind of sound like a cat with a hairball, doesn't it?

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Ferd will be the head of the government department.

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I may have seen that on World's Dumbest Stunts.

The mental image on this cracks me up.

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OK.

There are "standard practices"* that our people should generally adhere to in dress and other matters of modesty.

However, desperate times call for disparate measures.

This is the last days folks! You have heard it as well as I. Don't just live. Live like there is no tomorrow (because there isn't)

Do the zip line wearing zip.


*not to be cofused with practicing standards

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it sounds like what the cat with the hairball brought up.:vomit:eeeew

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But definitely no nude models in those art classes! :D

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Ok prof. so are you saying wearing nothing is preferred to women wearing pants?

That makes sense considering your advice to David that he should disregard his wife's safety and be concerned only with her modesty.

What do you call this novel theory of ethics?

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Not what Hoovie said, he wants nude models on zip lines.

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This is mature content folks. Let's keep this reasonable. I alone will be responsible for selecting the models.

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:amen

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Good idea.

But honey, I didn't choose the models, Hoovie did.

I was just attending class, I don't know why prof. Hoovie had the women wearing no clothes, I suggested they wear pants.

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:foottap

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It's a metaphor you idioT.:smack proceed to the village. http://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com...=village+idioT

Not intended toward Pel, but many that would be aghast at the possibility of seeing a culotted thigh on a zip line, get bent out of shape when they don't see the thigh on beach...

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Wait.

Did prof. Hoovie call me an idiot?

Who gets bent out of shape when they don't see a thigh at the beach?

I think prof. Hoovie is starting to sound like the profs. in an American Carol.

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Sign me for a general bible and theology course.

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We can do that, but you are already signed up for teaching visual arts, so your tuition is free!

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No it's an idioT. That's a confession of sorts - not an accusation. Follow the link and tell us your story.


Carol was American? I always thought she was Swedish.

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If I'm a teacher,do I get a ballcap ?

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That is a movie you need to see Hoovie. You would enjoy it.

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Nope, your lack of ummmmmmm hair makes you seem more knowledgeable.... go with it... :blush

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Prof. Hoovie -

You never did tell me who gets upset at not seeing thighs at the beach.